And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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