I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Do vagina's smell?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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