...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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