god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
She swung at the pinata with crutches
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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