She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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