I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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