How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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