I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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