you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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