uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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