so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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