He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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