You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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