i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
tell me about the eggs
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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