porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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