Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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