doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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