covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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