I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
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