How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
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