On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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