is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Acid is not a monday night drug
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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