Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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