So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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