I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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