Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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