im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
soo... how was my night?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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