no you cant smoke seaweed
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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