We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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