It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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