Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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