He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
