If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
