if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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