I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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