Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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