Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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