Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Do plants get herpes?
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