IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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