We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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