yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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