I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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