Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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