Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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