My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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