Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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