I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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