I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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