mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
There r osticjed everywhere
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
