This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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