Can Purell be used as lube?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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