She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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