I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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